20 Best Quotes From 2014 Oscars Host Ellen DeGeneres

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Not only is Ellen DeGeneres an American stand-up comedian but she is also a talent television host. The 56-year-old actress recently charmed at the 86th Academy Awards as she hosted Hollywood's biggest night of the year.

Following are 20 best quotes from 2014 Oscars host Ellen DeGeneres.

“I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.”

“Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.”

“People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.”

“I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. For one thing, there's morning sickness. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to achieve that state the old fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before.”

“If you want to test cosmetics, why do it on some poor animal who hasn't done anything? They should use prisoners who have been convicted of murder or rape instead. So, rather than seeing if perfume irritates a bunny rabbit's eyes, they should throw it in Charles Manson's eyes and ask him if it hurts.”

(Photo credit: Kevin Winter/Getty Images North America)

(Photo credit: Kevin Winter/Getty Images North America)

“I work really hard at trying to see the big picture and not getting stuck in ego. I believe we're all put on this planet for a purpose, and we all have a different purpose... When you connect with that love and that compassion, that's when everything unfolds.”

“Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others.”

“I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.”

“What you look like on the outside is not what makes you cool at all. I mean, I had a mullet and wore parachute pants for a long, long time, and I'm doin' okay.”

“The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren't any space aliens. We can't be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we're not all there is. If so, we're in big trouble.”

(Photo credit: Kevin Winter/Getty Images North America)

(Photo credit: Kevin Winter/Getty Images North America)

“I don't pay attention to the number of birthdays. It's weird when I say I'm 53. It just is crazy that I'm 53. I think I'm very immature. I feel like a kid. That's why my back goes out all the time, because I completely forget I can't do certain things anymore - like doing the plank for 10 minutes.”

“In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.”

“Really, he called me that? Ellen DeGenerate? I've been getting that since fourth grade. I guess I'm happy I could give him work.”

“Beauty is about being comfortable in your own skin. It's about knowing and accepting who you are.”

“When you take risks you learn that there will be times when you succeed and there will be times when you fail, and both are equally important.”

(Photo credit: Kevin Winter/Getty Images North America)

(Photo credit: Kevin Winter/Getty Images North America)

“I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe you don't remember me!" I'm like, 'Oh Dad I'm sorry!'”

“I'm a lesbian, an Aquarian, and a vegetarian.”

“Well you scared me half to death. You can’t just pick up the phone and try to talk to me like that. Don’t the tips of your fingers work?”

"I see those picketers, and I think you know, if I weren't a loving, non-violent, spiritual person, I would really go over there and grab those signs and smash them over their heads and shove them up their asses. But...I'm a loving, spiritual person."

“Find out who you are and be that person. That's what your soul was put on this Earth to be. Find that truth, live that truth and everything else will come.”

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